OK, bipeds listen up. I caught Ed laughing a couple of weeks ago at something he was looking at on the computer and I’m not exactly happy. APPARENTLY…there are websites dedicated to Dog shaming, a horrible, juvenile (even for humans) practice of humiliating their Dogs because they have done something that their humans not only don’t understand, but even worse, believe is bad.
For those of you who do not know of these sites here are a few examples of what you’ll find there:
Feeling superior are we? For the record, left shoes come from another planet and have been trying to take over your world for centuries. The reason they’ve failed? Because me and my brothers have been protecting your sorry asses.
Chalk? Oh, that just tastes good. I can’t deny it. I especially like the green ones.
Well, in an attempt to prove that animals are not the only ones who do seemingly stupid, senseless, aggravating things and prove that no one is above shaming and therefore this practice should cease immediately (well except for cats…they deserve all the shaming they get) I spent the last couple of weeks capturing all of the stupid things Ed does behind the scenes here at tDoB.
I mean really, I can’t go outside and chase rabbits for 15 minutes without worrying about what I’m going to come back to the house to. You think it’s easy to keep this train wreck on track? You think he’s above stupidity? Oh Scooter, you have no idea. Observe.
That’s my boy!