Yeah, I know, “Oh no! Not one of those posts again!” Yeah forgive me, but with Saint Patrick’s Day coming up me and my friends have been discussing plans, which of course include lots of Guinness. And of course with non-beer drinkers, or mass swill beer drinkers standing around the statements come flying at you like mosquitoes in summer time. And of course you’re then forced (if you wish to even take up the fight) to deflect the on coming misinformation bullets like Wonder Woman (or Neo from the Matrix which ever outfit you think you rock best).
There won’t be anything new in this post for my normal readers, most (if not all) of the information you’ve read a hundred times before. So why am I doing this. Self imposed therapy? Lazy writing because I have a ton of other things to do to get ready for this weekend? Maybe it’s just self serving. Next time the bullets fly I’ll just ask, “Have you read my blog? You should.” (Hint: I have a lot to do this week)
For sake of discussion, all references to Guinness in this post pertain to the Guinness we’re served over here in the US. Guinness is brewed to different ABV% depending on the country it’s being sold in. And since I just had my first Australian to stop by my blog the other day, I need to keep things clear for my *ahem* international audience.
Guinness is strong.
Of all the beliefs about Guinness from those who don’t know, busting this misconception is probably what shocks people the most. While it is true that you can get Guinness Extra Stout which clocks in at 5.0% and Guinness Foreign at 7.5%, draft Guinness contains a non-threatening 4.2% ABV. In comparison Bud, MGD , and Coors Original each contain 5.0% ABV. If you spin the math, you find out that if you drink a 16oz pint of Guinness verse a 12oz glass of any of the others, you’d be getting less than 0.1oz more alcohol from the Guinness.
Guinness is fattening.
Perhaps it is its reputation for being “a meal in a glass”, but some people believe that just being in the presence of someone drinking a Guinness will toss their diet into a complete tailspin. But what does the data say? Is his secret love for Guinness the reason Richard Simmons spends so much time sweating to the oldies? Well, if we again look at the big three (Bud, MGD, Coors) we see that in a typical 12oz serving they all contain about 143 calories. For a 12oz serving of Guinness? 125! Want to up that to a pint? No problem 167, a whopping 24 more calories. And for those of you out there who are inclined to keep an eye on your carbs, you’ll be happy to know that a 12oz portion of Guinness will only run you 10.0 where the other three will cost you 10.6, 13.1, and 11.3 respectively. So next time you have an order of wings and a belly buster burger don’t blame the fact that your pants are too tight on the Guinness you had with them.
Guinness is heavy/bitter (taste).
It’s hard to empirically argue this one away. American lagers usually clock in at 5-15 IBUs (International Bittering Unit) with most falling at the low end. Dry stouts usually fall within 30-35 so yes they are more bitter, but an American lager has nothing to balance its IBUs against, where a stout should have a nice creamy mouth feel along with some roasted malt profile. It should be balanced with a slight bite, but not bitter in the way unsweetened chocolate is bitter. To me, if you can drink coffee then Guinness should not be a problem for you. As for having a heavy taste, again I can’t toss out any magic numbers for this one but give me a day to expose you to some of the stouts that are coming out of the craft beer world today and I’ll change your mind on that, trust.
I don’t drink black beer.
Good! Because Guinness isn’t black, it’s actually a dark ruby red. Nope, not making it up. You can hold it up to a very bright light and see for yourself. Or if you don’t trust your eyes you can go to Guinness’ official FAQ, third question down from the top.
McGregor was a better Obi-Wan than Guinness
Ok, now you’re just fishing.